I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. I had some conspriacy or another to rant about. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. No? HILARIOUS! Answer me, you blobby looking freak! Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? That's talent. Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. If that happens, then no one will read this. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? AhhhI see your confusion! I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? That's just silly. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. I'm back. Enjoy! But somewhere, it exists. Wellit's not. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? Too Bad! Which is what I do best. I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. we clapped. But without the bad sound track. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. I reap what I sew, and see you copying my mojo you dirty hoe. Get First Photography Job I can't think of anything!? Now, don't get me wrong. Back to the present. Think about it. "a pokemon game. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. I know. They started shaking and barked their little heads off. That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! Meta-stupid. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. How To Write A Testimonial I'm back. I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). 1 In the beginning God (Elohim) created [by forming from nothing] the heavens and the earth. I'm back. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. You cannot DEFEAT me! As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. I's can get to my site again! I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! It was fairly fun. Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. I'm leaving. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. Today was Halloween. OR something. So we were already off to a bad start. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! May you choke on your own foolish opinions. Through my eyes, you shine brighter than the morning sun. Cold Email Calculator What? It's spiffy. I learned this from my calculator. Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth." Seeya. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. I am not afraid to say that I love you and constantly praying for you. You can just picture sterotypical pirates saying, "A vast ye mateys!". And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! I'm back. Because in some world, the video game is real. I just can't work up the energy to be outraged. How To Hire A Copywriter, Email Guides & Templates: Now who's the crazy one? Happy? In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. Is this eating up time? I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. I'm back! But when it dropped I got clowned so hard for the verse and Drake ended up hating me weirdest dream I've had in a long time lmao. I'll tell you. You people sicken me. I am going to start a protest group. Good for it. OkayI can do it. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. You are a canker, an open wound. i hate dress shoes. 5000 hits! Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! Spooky, huh? With a shake, the future is revealed! Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. Hmmmmintersting. It took him to my quiz page. Lepers avoid you. The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). I forgot it's name. Social Proof And so the week went by. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. You are the entropy which will claim us all. Psychology Of Marketing It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. Those are the best kind. OR, maybe it's the writing. .LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH{fill:var(--newRedditTheme-actionIcon);height:18px;width:18px}.LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH rect{stroke:var(--newRedditTheme-metaText)}._3J2-xIxxxP9ISzeLWCOUVc{height:18px}.FyLpt0kIWG1bTDWZ8HIL1{margin-top:4px}._2ntJEAiwKXBGvxrJiqxx_2,._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{vertical-align:middle}._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-inline-flexbox;display:inline-flex;-ms-flex-direction:row;flex-direction:row;-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center} Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You are not going to fully cook the roast at this time. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. ._3bX7W3J0lU78fp7cayvNxx{max-width:208px;text-align:center} Wooooo! Soair pressure can be a good thing. Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. 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You are asinine and benighted. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? Everything is fine. I know where you are right now! Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. Anyway, gotta go! I'm like the little engine that could. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. 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